when ur friends are all online
when a hot person calls themselves ugly
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
Anonymous asked: Proms like a formal dance with dates and such?
Oh, thanks anon! Prom is a strange name for it though… Ah a date, that would require being social, something i’m not so good at anymore
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
when it comes to a favorite character i generally only like probably two pairings involving them and one of the pairings often involves me
but that, my dear, is self-insertion and is in fact frowned upon in most fandoms
i give like zero hecks
Spartan children train from a young age to withstand grueling pain.
Provinces of Poland
I was trying to listen music in class but i forgot to plug in my headphones and the volume was really high and i accidentally clicked on my night vale podcast and really loud it said RABBITS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
once in class someone texted me and my ring tone was “FRENCH REVOLUTION” from les mis and my teacher thought i was trying to incite rebellion against his philosophy class
THIS BATHROOM HAS SO MANY URINALS IM SO HAPPY
WAIT ILL SHOW YOU
so at first ur like that’s not much
BUT WAIT THERES MORE
I hope you know that hell is a real place and it doesnt have bathrooms
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
youtube user thebrac5000 has discovered the true meaning of sweden
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